Monkey's Paw

So, you have the opportunity to wish for whatever your heart desires. However, the next person to reply can find any way to twist the blessing into a curse.

So, for example:

Reson: I wish that I was famous

Apollo: Granted, but you’re famous for being an offensive meme. I wish I had a boyfriend.

And so on and so forth. So, let’s begin! Remember to get creative!

I wish I was better at UTAU.

Granted, but now you no longer feel any gratification by using it.

I wish I had more time to finish things

Granted, but you don’t finish things to a high quality.

I wish I could buy Fukase V4